Friday, July 22, 2005

WHAT IF....


What if, in the seventh installment of the Harry Potter series, author J.K. Rowling has Harry die in order to save all humanity from the evil He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named? Will a religion spring up during the following thousand years? It might not be too difficult in a hundred years from now to convince many Americans that Harry Potter was real, and that he really died to save them.

Harry Potter, the Chosen One! The series is full of miracles, after all. And it is all about good versus evil.

Heed the word of Harry! Boox Six, Scholastic Hardbound Edition, Chapter 5, page 98, lines 21-23: "...it seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end..."

I love America. And because of that, I'm glad I won't be here in a hundred years to see how kooky it will be by then. Anyway, here's hoping that Harry Potter is crucified in the seventh and final installment of the series. I think it would really make things interesting if Rowling has chosen to go that route, don't you?

4 Comments:

Blogger Damien said...

And Harry doth say unto the masses thou shalt purchase at retail, thyne works and thou shalt know them to be good.

GLORIA Patri, et Harry, et Spiritui Sancto. Amen

Oh yeah Snaver there's a rather interesting scatology story at
www.doublebagger.blogspot.com for sirs amusement.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

Great post, Snaver.

Have you ever heard the theory that in Jesus' time there was wild mushrooms growing abound, so it's possible that everything that was written was nothing more than hallucinations?

Probably not true, but fun to think about.

8:10 AM  
Blogger Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

Interesting, Lizzy, but ergot poisoning would be more believable. Get some bad rye meal and something crazy like, i don't know, maybe witch trials, could happen.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Donald said...

Or maybe the Book of Revelation...

10:43 PM  

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