ENLIGHTENING QUOTES FROM TURD BLOSSOM

"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

Since when can too much education be too much of a good thing? So, if we keep people from getting too much education, they will vote Republican? And I always thought education was a GOOD thing...

"Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers."

What a bunch of crap! "Liberals" simply didn't see the need to run stampeding around the Middle East like a wounded elephant running wildly through a circus... the left demonstrated more moderation and restraint than the right-wingers. Therapy and understanding are GOOD things, Karl... maybe if you could get some therapy you would gain some understanding and you wouldn't be so damned mean. Anyway, saying that "liberals" only wanted "therapy and understanding" for the attackers is a load of crap, and Rove knows it.

"Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me."

Wrong... that should have read, "if we win, it'll be because of me. And if we lose, it'll be because of the president."

"Has there ever been a more revealing moment this year? Let me just put this in fairly simple terms: Al Jazeera now broadcasts the words of Senator Durbin to the Mideast, certainly putting our troops in greater danger. No more needs to be said about the motives of liberals."

Because Durbin dissents, he puts our troops in danger? How? What a bunch of baloney. Durbin is simply disagreeing. Because people in our country will exercise their right to speak out in dissent, does that make them traitors? Or that they don't "support our troops"? Come on, Karl...

"We will f**k him. Do you hear me? We will f**k him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever f**ked him." (to an aide about some political stratagem in some state that had gone awry and a political operative who had displeased him)

Uh-oh. Maybe I went too far in some of my earlier comments about you, Karl! Have mercy on me!