Sunday, June 30, 2013

THIS IS AMAZING

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/

It reminds me of the Monty Python song "Every Sperm Is Sacred", which was of course satire.

When I first saw this article on a Facebook page, I thought it had to be something from The Onion or The Borowitz Report.  I guess not.

So if you're a Texan, don't ever masturbate.  And for heaven's sake, don't ever masturbate with sex toys or after you've taken something for ED.  The Sex Police are gonna getcha!!

3 Comments:

Blogger jim marquis said...

That has to be satire. Look at the titles of the articles in the paper.

However, since we're talking about Texas you really have take a minute and think about it. That place is utterly bizarre.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Yeah, it probably is satire... but it's probably the kind that isn't really all that far from the truth.

As time goes by, Texas seems more and more to me like a state where the angry white guys are controlling everything and the rest of the voting public there is maybe not going to put up with it for a whole lot longer.

10:59 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Yep. The whites aren't reproducing fast enough to maintain control and when the state goes purple the GOP there will have a gigantic nervous breakdown.

10:04 PM  

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