REST IN PEACE: CLYDE EVANS, 1992-2005

Also known as Clydie, Clydie Boy, Turdmaker, Owly Boy, Clydenstein, Clydenheimer, Lemur Boy, Old One-Eye and Doofus, Clyde has been a dearly beloved Evans family pet for the past 12 years. He died this morning at the veterinarian's office of congestive heart failure after collapsing at home. He was 13 years old. Clyde is survived by his sister Bonnie, adopted sister Abby, adopted brother Mac (Mackie) and owners John, Kit, Kelly and Katie Evans. Clyde enjoyed attention from his owners, being cleaned by Abby, boxing with Mackie, and being spanked lightly and repeatedly by John. He enjoyed being outdoors, and he was a dedicated protector of the Evans' yard and carport. Clyde was a friend to all, and he will be sorely missed in the Evans home.