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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them to keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
No?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them to keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
No?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
6 Comments:
Funny. :) Of course, if I had gotten one, I would've started dreaming about getting into Jessica Alba's pants just to remove myself from that list... Wait, I've done that ever since she was on Dark Angel, and then Fantastic Four... Does anyone have a towel for my drool?
Hey, I got that email, but I thought it was spam, so I deleted it. Damn!
Good one, Snave.
Hahahaha, I didn't get one, what a surprise!
I got multiple copies so my filtering software sent them to them to the spam bucket.
Thank God Goodle saves it.
But thank Snave for giving me the heads up to look for it.
The problem with it was that with a few exceptions it was almost identical to Viagra and male enhancement spam.
Oh, hold it - I didn't get any either.
Thanks for the chuckle, Snave.
Good,
Keep on acting out!
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