Tuesday, May 13, 2008

LITTLE BLACK CAT, HOW I LOVE THEE!


My wife and I live all alone,
In a little old house we call our own;
She loves cats and I do too,
We love our felines through and through!

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!


If all our cats with feline grace,
Were gathered together in one place;
Then I’d prepare to shed a tear,
Before I’d part from them, my dear.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!


’Tis you who are my friend, not foe,
’Tis you who chews on my old clothes;
Here you are, so near my face,
With claws that stick out everyplace.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!

If I had cats could grant my wish,
I’d feed to them the finest fish;
I’d feed them on the choicest birds,
And rid their litter box of turds.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!


The rose is red, my arms are, too,
From wrestling on the floor with you;
And yet I guess before we stop
My arm will bleed another drop.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!

When I'm done working 'round the house,
I take some time to toss her mouse;
She fetches it and brings it back,
My dearest little cat of black.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little Black Cat how I love thee!

5 Comments:

Blogger Lizzy said...

That was absolutely wonderful!

7:52 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Thanks, Lizzy. Glad you liked that! I do sing the song to Zeva from time to time (to the tune of "Little Brown Jug", of course!)

I DO wuv dat widdo putty tat! (All of the puddy tats, actually.) Life can't all be miseries, of course, and my cats help me feel ecstatic.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Mercurie said...

Awww. He looks a lot like our cat Midnight.

4:42 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Ah, those pictures are so damned cute, especially the last one.

6:02 AM  
Blogger Distributorcap said...

that was great

my guy (who is not doing too well right now) is all black with the white tux....

you would love him too

3:52 PM  

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