October Surprise Possibilities #2
5. A disguised Karl Rove will get John Kerry drunk and give him pretzels that are too big to swallow.
6. The Bush administration will mistake John Kerry for Fidel Castro and sneak him a lethal exploding cigar.
7. If Kerry won't smoke cigars or get drunk and eat pretzels, the GOP will reveal the annual cost of his haircare, estimating it to be more than the gross national product of Ghana.