Saturday, September 18, 2004

Check Out This New Truck!!!

Just what our country needs:

What a thing of beauty. It's bigger than a Hummer, and it gets all of SEVEN miles on a gallon of diesel fuel! The maker says it's designed for businesses, i.e. for contractors, and with a price tag of over $90K not many people will be able to afford it... but I would bet we will begin to see a good number of these on our highways during the next few years.

One of these days they'll come up with a vehicle that gets NEGATIVE miles per gallon. How would that work? Would it only have one gear (reverse)?

I believe that designing and marketing vehicles like this one puts the whole country in reverse.


Blogger Lizzy said...

They showed that monstrosity last night on Bill Maher's show. I agree with what Bill said: instead of shelling out the 100G's for that, it would be much cheaper to get the penis enlargement surgery instead.

Sometimes it pains me to be an American...I never thought that way until recently (the last 4 years.)

7:19 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Trucks like this one, and vehicles like the new ones coming from the Dodge design workshop, need to come standardly equipped with a pair of testicles. Wouldn't they look perfect hanging from the rear bumper?

9:23 AM  

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