Tuesday, February 15, 2005

SPRINGTIME FOR DUBYA AND AMERICA

If you don't recognize the parody below, you REALLY need to rent a copy of "The Producers". It is one of my favorites of all time, anyway. I threw this together for your entertainment:


CHORUS:
America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former moral glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

RUMSFELD:
And now it's...Springtime for Dubya and America
America is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Dubya and America
D.C.'s a feecie once more!
Springtime for Dubya and America
Watch out, Muslims,
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Dubya and America...

CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime

RUMSFELD:
Winter for Iraq and Iran

CHORUS AND RUMSFELD:
Springtime for Dubya and America!

CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!Springtime! Springtime!

RUMSFELD:
Come on, Republicans,Go into your dance!

CHENEY:
I was born in good ol' Casper
Und that is why they call me Bastard.

ROVE:
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Grand Old Party!

CONDI:
Our Leader is coming, our Leader is coming, our Leader is coming!

STORMTROOPER #1:
Hail Bush!

STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Bush!

RUMSFELD:
Heil Dubya!
Springtime for Dubya and America

ALL:
Hail Dubya!

DUBYA:
Hail myself
Hail to me
I'm the guy
Who's out to change our history
Hail myself
Raise your hand
There's no greaterDictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

DUBYA:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Three!
Hail myself
Raise your beer

CHORUS:
Jawohl!

DUBYA:
Ev'ry greedy G.O.Petie stand and cheer

CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry greedy G.O.Petie...

DUBYA:
Heil myself!

CHORUS:Ev'ry greedy G.O.Petie...

DUBYA:
Hail myself!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry greedy G.O.Petie...

DUBYA:
...stand and cheer!

THE GOP SENATORS:
The president’s causing a negligence!
He's got those Demos on the run
You gotta love that wacky Hun!
The president’s causing an acqueiscence
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The president’s causing some negligence!

DUBYA:
I was just a big oil driller
No one more discreeter
Got a phone call from the party
Told me I was Leader
America was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And dissed ol’ France
Now America's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...It was 2002.
Karl Rove was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge.
And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the election system.
And, would you believe it?
They made me president. President!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Hail myself
Watch my show
I'm the hurl, I’m Minnie Pearl
Don’tcha know
We are conquerin’ borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big wail
Ev'ryone hail to me
And now it's...

CHORUS:
Springtime for Dubya and America
Goose-step's the new step today

DUBYA:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!

SENATORS:
Bombs falling from the skies again

CHORUS:
America is on the rise again

DUBYA & CHORUS:
Springtime for Dubya and America
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Dubya and America

DUBYA:
Means that...

CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...

DUBYA:
We've got to be going...

CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....

DUBYA:
You bet we'll be going...

DUBYA & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

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8 Comments:

Blogger J. Marquis said...

Wow! You never fail to amaze me, Snave.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Danke schoen, Herr Marquis!

9:15 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

Snave,

You are quite the talent. Have you ever wrote a play or something?

8:50 PM  
Blogger Amerikan Alien said...

Hello Snave,

Thanks for stopping by...loved what you wrote. Dentists sure do leave those impressions...and if you don't take care of the problems...you pay when you get old. So you got a choice....

Your very talented...also read your profile...Bird lover. So am I. Actually spent many years with wildlife rehab of backyard birds.
Got any birdie pets?

Oh and one more thing...you speak Germany? Have a wonderful day.

12:39 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

"Snaver Ben Hur you really are a god among men"

Someone call the folk at Jib Jab, I think we have a new winner.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

I have haven't seen The Producers, but it reads like a mix between a Monty Python musical skit and Gilbert and Sullivan operetta.

Do you know that song from the M.P. Meaning of Life...? "Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate." For some reason, it reminded me of that stylistically, as well as the G&S thing.

2:43 AM  
Blogger RBP said...

Bravo, Snave!
I here there's a parody in the works of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" called "Dubya and the Lazy Washington Press Corp" - about a president who snowballs the country into war on false pretenses while the reporters covering him try extra hard not to seem to liberal.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

I was thinking that "Dubya and the Amazing Testicular Democrat" might be good.

10:41 PM  

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