Thursday, February 03, 2005


Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate America?


Blogger Ms Liberty said...

The conservative right, moving us into the dark ages at light speed.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

LOL. Exactly.

5:20 PM  
Blogger RBP said...

I got one: How many members of Vice-President Dick Cheneys secret energy task force does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None of your Goddamn business!

5:42 PM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

You have probably already seen it, but have you guys seen the political pin that has a picture of Bush and says:

"A thousand points of light... and one dim bulb." I need to buy those one of these days.

2:58 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

Ahhh, I missed the genius of your post the first time, and then I clicked,

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb,

One to search for the socket;

One to verify the location and existence of said socket, and assess the sockets potential threat factor;

One to formulate a tangible policy of ‘light-bulb change’;

One to inform the household that the socket presents an imminent and gathering risk to overall domestic luminescence;

One to state that a policy of ‘bulb change’ is in everybody’s interests;

Two guys to hold the top of the line, ultra high-tech stealth ladder;

A couple of belligerent niegbours who keep kicking the ladder away;

One FOX reporter to hail the change as an unabashed triumph of artificial light, over darkness.

A few dozen scapegoats, once they realize that the socket never existed.

And a few million idiots to put them in power next time around.

Or none, they draft all the poor kids to change their light bulbs.
Or, Don’t they tender out to their buddy Hal E. Burton, and then pass the inflated job cost their room-mates.
Or none, they hold a ‘change accomplished’ party, just before the bulb blows.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Nice response, Damien! I am sure Mr. Burton would also approve!!

6:45 AM  

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