Thursday, February 03, 2005

LIGHTBULB JOKE

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate America?

6 Comments:

Blogger Ms Liberty said...

The conservative right, moving us into the dark ages at light speed.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

LOL. Exactly.

5:20 PM  
Blogger RBP said...

I got one: How many members of Vice-President Dick Cheneys secret energy task force does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None of your Goddamn business!

5:42 PM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

You have probably already seen it, but have you guys seen the political pin that has a picture of Bush and says:

"A thousand points of light... and one dim bulb." I need to buy those one of these days.

2:58 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

Ahhh, I missed the genius of your post the first time, and then I clicked,

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb,

One to search for the socket;

One to verify the location and existence of said socket, and assess the sockets potential threat factor;

One to formulate a tangible policy of ‘light-bulb change’;

One to inform the household that the socket presents an imminent and gathering risk to overall domestic luminescence;

One to state that a policy of ‘bulb change’ is in everybody’s interests;

Two guys to hold the top of the line, ultra high-tech stealth ladder;

A couple of belligerent niegbours who keep kicking the ladder away;

One FOX reporter to hail the change as an unabashed triumph of artificial light, over darkness.

A few dozen scapegoats, once they realize that the socket never existed.

And a few million idiots to put them in power next time around.

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Or none, they draft all the poor kids to change their light bulbs.
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Or, Don’t they tender out to their buddy Hal E. Burton, and then pass the inflated job cost their room-mates.
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Or none, they hold a ‘change accomplished’ party, just before the bulb blows.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Nice response, Damien! I am sure Mr. Burton would also approve!!

6:45 AM  

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