LIGHTBULB JOKE
Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate America?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate America?
5 Comments:
LOL. Exactly.
I got one: How many members of Vice-President Dick Cheneys secret energy task force does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None of your Goddamn business!
You have probably already seen it, but have you guys seen the political pin that has a picture of Bush and says:
"A thousand points of light... and one dim bulb." I need to buy those one of these days.
Ahhh, I missed the genius of your post the first time, and then I clicked,
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb,
One to search for the socket;
One to verify the location and existence of said socket, and assess the sockets potential threat factor;
One to formulate a tangible policy of ‘light-bulb change’;
One to inform the household that the socket presents an imminent and gathering risk to overall domestic luminescence;
One to state that a policy of ‘bulb change’ is in everybody’s interests;
Two guys to hold the top of the line, ultra high-tech stealth ladder;
A couple of belligerent niegbours who keep kicking the ladder away;
One FOX reporter to hail the change as an unabashed triumph of artificial light, over darkness.
A few dozen scapegoats, once they realize that the socket never existed.
And a few million idiots to put them in power next time around.
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Or none, they draft all the poor kids to change their light bulbs.
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Or, Don’t they tender out to their buddy Hal E. Burton, and then pass the inflated job cost their room-mates.
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Or none, they hold a ‘change accomplished’ party, just before the bulb blows.
Nice response, Damien! I am sure Mr. Burton would also approve!!
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