NEW IRREGULAR FEATURE
In order to provide some intellectually stimlating reading material for whatever readers happen to stroll by this little site, I will be combing the web for news about human waste products. If your heart and stomach can't take it, just scroll down. I will warn you of such content, dear readers, by alerting you with the title "Feces In The News" when I post such articles. There are a couple for today (see below), but usually it will only happen about once per week at the very most, and may even happen less often than that. I know I like to be on a regular schedule, and whereas once a week might not be often enough for me (I prefer DAILY) there are many of you for whom once a week (or longer) is more than adequate.
Why, you might well ask, do I find this subject so hilarious? I wish I could answer that for you... But I do believe the world is in fact full of feces, and that they play an important in all our daily lives. I would wager there are some of you, who if you don't have a regular schedule... panic!! So in some ways, feces actually exert control over our lives. Thus, I find them newsworthy.
Another reason for posting a few of these wonderful articles: I've already been posting such articles about feces for the past 8 months or so... they have just been under the heading "politics". So why should I stop now?