Thursday, March 09, 2006

WHICH LEVEL OF HELL SUITS YOU BEST?



Take the test and find out! It's at http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I did, and apparently I am in the most danger of dwelling in Level 6 - The City of Dis:

"You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Also, I will probably go to hell because I have committed all of the seven deadly sins, but my ratings for them are as follows, in order:

Sloth - very high
Gluttony - high
Lust - high
Greed - medium
Pride - medium
Wrath - low
Envy - low

Check up on your seven deadly sins at http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html

Thanks to my daughter Kelly for alerting me to these tests. She is in danger of dwelling in levels 5 and 7.

10 Comments:

Blogger GTX said...

I've got LIMBO (what a bimbo).
I took the questionnaire the often I use to be...

8:48 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Hmmm... well, if you're in limbo, you at least have a chance to avoid hell, right? 8-)> Looks like I'm DOOMED! HEh!

9:57 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

Don't even have to take the test, agnostic frogs (who don't have souls and can't make up their damn minds), have a special hell reserved for them. It's full of adolescent boys, magnifying glasses, and alligators.

Yuch!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

Woohoo!!! I seem to be a well-rounded individual. I scored as follows:

Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: High
Sloth: High
Envy: Medium
Lust: High
Pride: Medium

Wrath edged out sloth by a nose, but I'm disappointed by my relatively low gluttony score. I'm disappointed in my score of the Fifth Level of Hell. I've scored the Sixth in the past, and was hoping to at least hold my former place. *pouts*

"The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."

Oh well, maybe better luck next time.

4:51 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

Level 7!

Repenting Believers: Very Low
Virtuous Non-Believers: Moderate
Lust: Very high
Gluttonous: High
Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Wrathful and Gloomy: High
Heretics: High
Violent: Very High
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: High
Treacherous: Moderate

These results surprised me. I know I can be gluttonous, but I'm the most non-violent person I know. It must have something to do with those inner thoughts about a certain administration.

8:19 AM  
Blogger 1138 said...

Posted the result using code over at Liberty Lost.
I got Purgatory but honestly - I thought that's where I was now, so I'm slightly disappointed and about ready to toss in the towel and go on a selfish lustful rampage in an SUV while robbing Nuns and Orphans.
What's the point if after all this hard work, I get purgatory all over again?
Thanks for pointing the site out again.

Kvatch might be surprised how many so called 'believers' are really agnostics and Athiests.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Sheryl said...

I took this a few years ago. I think I was in the 7th level or something. Whereever it was that the nonbelievers are sent.

12:57 AM  
Blogger GTX said...

I don't agree with you, for what is told hell is much funnier than heaven cause we don't have to pray all day. (Ian Gillan)

5:42 AM  
Blogger Helen Wheels said...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


I'm Lustful!! And treacherous!! And those other things! It's funny, 'cause it's true.

I guess you must have atheist leanings too, eh, Snave? See you in Dis!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

I'm pretty strongly agnostic, and I'm a secular humanist for the most part. Probably also kind of pantheistic, or even panantheistic. I won't discount the possibility that something like a Christian God can exist. I'm just one of these "show me" types who wants to see tangible evidence, or proof. Something I can see with my own eyes, touch with my hands, something supported by research, and something I feel is right in my heart. Hah! That makes me one of those evil moral relativists too! Bwahahaha!!!

1:37 PM  

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