LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off!!? I'M TRYING TO POOP!!!"
3 Comments:
Why did'nt Red look like that when I was a kid!!!
I know... if she had, and if I had had that picture when I was a teenager, my mom would have been wondering how I could go through the kleenex so fast... ! Heh!
If the French weasel enter the story suddenly...
-"Oh my Little Red Riding Hood can I put that crap out of your way, my dear?" kissing her hand...
-"What you mean? Are you trying to hang on me?"
-"No, no! I'm trying to hang on HIM!!"
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