A WONDERFUL, TIMELESS, CLASSIC JOKE FOR YOU!
Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma football coach, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Sooner flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Oregon Duck flag, and in every window, a Duck.
Bob looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowl games, won a national championship, and turned around Oklahoma's entire program."
God said "So what do you want to know, Bob?"
"Well, why does Mike Belotti get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Mike's house, it's mine."
6 Comments:
It's a good joke. It even translates across the Atlantic.
Yes! I consider it timeless because you can substitute names of idols and wannabes from sports, Hollywood, politics, etc. and it still works! Thanks for stopping by, David!
Amen, Brother Snave. Ducks rule!
ahhh same joke here in texas..but with thom landry ...ha
As a Fresno State Bulldog fan, I can't say I like your joke. . . I'm way to bitter about that game 3 weeks ago
I can't blame you for that, Mark. But you could substitute the name of a rival coach for Stoops, and Pat Hill/Fresno for Bellotti, and you would have a great joke!
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