SOME WONDERFUL ONE-LINERS

Q.. How can you tell George W. Bush apart from a cow?
A. By the wise look in its eyes.

Q: How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2 , 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old lightbulb.

Q. What happens when you cross James Dean with George Bush?
A. You get a rebel without a clue.

Q. Why will they bury George W. Bush face down?
A. So he can see where he is going.

Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low?
A: He thought it was Diet Coke!

Q: What's the major thing that separates Bill Clinton from George W. Bush?
A: 8 years of economic prosperity.

Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families do to increase their income?
A: Sell their vacation homes.

Q: How did Bush respond to criticism that his tax cuts weren't helping the economy?
A: That's just fuzzy math, in fact, my family alone has already saved millions.

Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit?
A: Don't worry, I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion.

Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly?
A: Poor puppeteering.

Q: Why did George W. Bush used to drink so much?
A: He was hoping that Bud would make him Wiser.

Q. How many Bush supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six, one to turn the bulb and five to create a related tax loophole for the rich.