THIS IS AMAZING

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/

It reminds me of the Monty Python song "Every Sperm Is Sacred", which was of course satire.

When I first saw this article on a Facebook page, I thought it had to be something from The Onion or The Borowitz Report.  I guess not.

So if you're a Texan, don't ever masturbate.  And for heaven's sake, don't ever masturbate with sex toys or after you've taken something for ED.  The Sex Police are gonna getcha!!

SOME INTERESTING QUOTES IN THIS LINK

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/05/20/33-quotes/

Which ones are your favorites?

My favorite is this one by George Carlin:

"Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities?  It's because volunteers work for no pay.  Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time." 

And there are plenty of other gems in here!